Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018

Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018

Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"

Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

by https://docs.google.com/presen October 8, 2019

Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS

A everyday LeMonde flight on the discord and group wall.

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS.

by drxsyvibez March 4, 2021

chan's first stray kid

Bang chan's first tray kid is Stray kids' member Han jisung. Han was the second member of skz to join jype entertainment after bangchan, hence him being chan's first stray kid.

- oh my god did you see that new video of han and chan
- omg yes chan's first stray kid and him were so cute there

by 8isfate January 23, 2022

Hop on First Class Trouble

Sexually assault a Chuck-e-Cheese animatronic.

Just hop on First Class Trouble already!

by judgement call April 27, 2022