February 14 

When I feel depressed and happy at the same time because it’s my birthday one of the worst birthday ever but I get double the presents and my name is Jayla do make it worst

February 14 is Valentine’s Day

February 14 by jaylah 🤪😍 January 25, 2020

February 2nd

Girls this day is about you, if you have a crush ask them out and if you get rejected just brush it off. If you have a bf, kiss them and hold their hand to make sure all the other girls know you're together. Its also the day your bf can slap your ass however much they want.

Girl1: its february 2nd, you know what that means!
Girl2: oh yeah time to go kiss my bf!
Girl3: ima go hold my bfs hand

February 2nd by datbitch6969 January 30, 2020

February 1 

National dress up as a bunny girl day.

Paiman: Hey Rocio you know what today is.
Rocio: Ugh do I have to?
Paiman: It's February 1 you have too

February 1 by ZzzTentation December 2, 2020

February 10 

A day that all people under 5’1 are born.

Bro, Lola was born on February 10th, she must be really short.

February 10 by chad.on.a.budget October 20, 2019

february 9th 

february 9th is national car sex day

friend one: Yeah me and my girlfriend did it in a car last night!
friend two: Oh yeah, is it because it was February 9th?

february 9th by bex🤑the dildohead October 13, 2019

February 14 

National the singles throw rocks at the taken day because they are lonely as CRAP! And because it’s Valentine’s Day and you are all alone and the only person who got you something was your mom.😭

On February 14 2019 Shelby threw a rock at her crush and his gf because they started holding hand and telling each other they loved on another and then she went home and cried!

February 14 by );?&);Shelby-~Rose?6:$7,:! February 11, 2020

February 6th 

February 6th humans aren’t annoying but they are kinda cute. They tend to listen to their mom a lot who is probably one of those helicopter moms. They tend to also push away all the good people in their life and keep all the toxic fkn people. I hope they soon realize that if they pushed away someone they dated for not a little but somewhat long period of time, that person still wants them, that person is the right person for them, and you February 6th people need to take advantage of that and not listen to you moms.

damn, those February 6th people have lost their minds, but they need to stop using their moms.

February 6th by therandomannyomous October 18, 2019