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Facebook Creeper 

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pictures,their statuses, their wall posts, their picture comments, subscribed to random people, their pages, liking comments on statuses from other people,logs on faceboook out of instinct, liking people's friendships, jumping from page to page,looking at people you dnt know and only have one mutal friend, adding people you don't know just so you can see what your friends say to them and what they post. its a lot like stalking but on more than one person!
SUMMER AND SABRINA TEXT:

Summer: "hey what are you doing?"

Sabina: "....."

Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"

Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"

Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"

Sabrina: "i'll show you later"

Summer:"YES!"
Facebook Creeper by facecrepper January 18, 2011
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Facebook Mom 

A parent that frequently neglects their duties as a mother and instead, updates their status on facebook constantly throughout the day
Ernie: Hey man, I was on facebook today and the only thing that came up on my news feed was updates from Sarah talking about how lonely she is and all the laundry she has to do

Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom

Ernie: What's that?

Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com
Facebook Mom by themaskedavengerrr February 26, 2010

Facebook photo whore

Someone who has an excessive number of photos tagged of themselves on Facebook, with opinions on the definition of excess varying, depending on their network size, number of friends who could potentially tag photos, et cetera.

As Facebook users cannot help being tagged by others (although they may un-tag photos), Facebook photo whores are most accurately identified by having more or an excessive number of photos tagged by themselves rather than tagged by others, indicating that they either have no life and no friends to include them in photos, or carry around a camera constantly, indicating that they probably have no life and are weird and desperate.
A: Woah, Julie has 803 photos on her profile! She must be really attractive and popular!
B: No, dude, 487 of those were posted and tagged by herself.
A: Yeah…and she's shitfaced in every one of them. What a Facebook photo whore.

A: Man, I love my roommate, but almost half of her photos were tagged by herself. Do you think I should say anything?
B: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn’t want people thinking I was a Facebook photo whore. Or that I was hella lame.
Facebook photo whore by llmollyll December 15, 2008

Facebook Troll

(noun)

1. A Facebook Troll is a Facebook user who posts for one or both of two reasons: a) to disrupt; b) to gain attention.

2. One who posts redonkulous comments on friends status updates.

3. Vulgar Facebook Trolls usually confine their comments merely to primitive, profane, off-topic observations.

4. Facebook Trolls spout gibberish in the hope that they’ll either bore or confuse to death those with whom they disagree. The average FB Troll is “a pursuitist who gromulates his adversarial computerists with height defining formulations to the disinterestingest adjunct.”

(verb)

1. Attempts to condescend. The Facebook Troll will seek refuge in condescending remarks that repeatedly scorn his or her critics as beneath – all the while continuing to respond to them.

The verb troll originates from Old French troller, a hunting term. The noun troll, however, comes from the Old Norse word for a mythological monster.

A Facebook Trolls favorite website is encyclopediadramatica.com

Synonyms: Facebook PMS, fail at life, Facebook Thuggin, first comment whore, Facebook, facedonkulous, Anna Bananna, facepalm,

Antonyms: moderators, Adonis DNA, double cheeseburger challenge, Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater, Winning
Clark(status update)
Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails
20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·

Anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ Facebook Troll
Facebook Troll by lolclarks April 11, 2011

facebook official 

A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook.
--"Do you know if they are seriously going out?"
--"Yeah! It's facebook official."
facebook official by Kath H March 31, 2008

Facebook Sympathy

Changing your staus on facebook in such a way as to attract sympathy messages from your friends.
Status Updates

Bill is really not himself today

"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
Facebook Sympathy by smoothshift October 22, 2008

Facebook Status Rape 

The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.
dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped
Facebook Status Rape by Haskoo February 10, 2009