Fuckdiculous

(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.

1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!

2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!

by Phuqit December 2, 2009

FuckboyMurphy

Irish Fuckboy. Contrary to what the term implies, they don't quite know how to fuck and aren't always "boys". Leprechaun-sized dicks, no pot of gold at end of this rainbow. Legends in their own minds, some fuckboys have played in the NFL, and although their stats suck tragically, they continue to use that fact to score side pussy. Fuckboys usually claim to have the "biggest, fattest, hardest cock you'll ever see" and when actual events go down, you are left weeping. Not because they tore up and "destroyed" your vag but because their overgrown clit barely left any impression beyond disappointment. Fuckboys...tend to scream like bitches during orgasm and can't tell when you fake yours. You, being polite and caring, coddle and tell them "they are grrrrreat". Day after, always expect a text asking not how you are but whether you're limping from their overzealous efforts to which you should reply..."Limping? Barely. I'm fucking river dancing at how forgettable and regrettable you are". Fuckboys don't even make good boy toys. But they do like toys...up their ass.

FuckboyMurphy gives true meaning to the Irish Curse...huge feet, huge hands, huge ego...toddler prick. fuckboy fuckboi

by TruthFairy24 October 22, 2015

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by whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies March 3, 2017

fuck joe biden

I just want to see if Urban Dictionary is as corrupt as the media and big tech so I am trying to publish the exact same urban word that has already been published for a president that has done more for our country likely than anyone in history.

If fuck donald trump is an accepted word then fuck joe biden should also be included particular since he is a corrupt politician selling our countries soul to the Chinese.

by HonestRich December 9, 2020

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

fuckenoaf

An Australian expression used to convey happiness, satisfaction, or agreement to a proposed question, or an exclamation to a recent event.

Pronounced "fuckin-aye-f"

"Do you want a hit of this mate?"
"Yea alright, fuckenoaf"

"Fuckenoaf, stars are so good tonight"

by lez mate February 14, 2019

Fucker Nation

A public club consisting ones x-wife's many fuckers. Member fuckers of Fucker Nation are automatically members of Fucker Ranch. Fuckers dine regularly at The Glory Hole Grill, located at Fucker Ranch. Fuckers have a monthly Fucker Parade at Fucker Ranch, featuring the Fucker Ranch Brass Band.

Hey Billy the fucker, are you heading to Fucker Ranch to march in the Fucker Parade with all the other members of Fucker Nation? I hear fellow fuckers Dickman and Peckerman are proudly leading the parade of fuckers.

by PC Holmes December 4, 2019