English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010

body english

Judge Judy's version of body language

Judge Judy is always watching your body english.

by Unicorn Jones August 8, 2010

Englishlovakian

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Slovak speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.

by I <3 Czech girl"s" February 26, 2010

bastardized english

bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.

Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

by Manthing007 December 11, 2008

English

1. A race of people despised by more than half the world. They are inferior to all the countries they tried to colonise, such as Ireland, America, India, Africa and more. They do not excel at anything, especially war.
2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.

"Where you from?"
"England"
"Sickend, Im really sorry to hear that"
"I know"

English - Pricks

by Towellie May 28, 2008