emeato

a unknown person

that person is a emeato

by Cookie! Bloop! June 25, 2021

emergiturd

When you are feeling fine one moment and then have the sudden urge to shit

“I was talking to Jon and he just sprinted to the bathroom, must’ve been an emergiturd”

by holywah July 21, 2021

emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

emerghorncy

So horny, it is an emergency. English equivalent of the German “Notgeilheit”.

I had been hard for hours. It was an emerghorncy.

by Thingfishy August 8, 2021

Embranious

An extremely smart individual

Brian was so embranious he solved world hunger

by BERTRUMTHEPLUM November 8, 2021

emela

She has to marry Andro

Emela is so cute

by LordAlmighty November 21, 2021

efera

EGGO WAFFLES

Efera is so cute 🥰

by anonymous September 5, 2021