Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 3, 2009

Bethanie Elaine Smith

The coolest of the coolest, beautiful, charming, and darn near perfect. One of the best girlfriends, lovers, wifes anyone could ever ask for

That girl would love to be a total Bethanie Elaine Smith

by Beatrice Smithe April 26, 2010

dick email

An email sent by someone you dont know with pictures of random dicks

Yo becky i got a dick email last night

by fishy licker September 8, 2016

lip emailing

when you type an email with your lips

i love lip emailing my emails

by arthurlover March 1, 2017

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by Qualzz March 19, 2020

Margaret Elaine Brown

Margaret is known for helping others when she got it, but is a Karen. When she feels like everyone owes her something she will work harder shaming people and downing them than she will to get her bag back up. Margaret’s are low key all about them at their lowest and expects others to help when not being their place to do so. They are known to let the worst people come back into their lives knowing that they are money hungry as well and will not think twice about taking something from someone. They will claim to love their children/ family but not believe that what they say will ever hurt them. She will call the ones that she is around, selfish, assholes, pieces of shit, lazy, dick heads etc. Margaret’s will never be satisfied with what is given unless it’s money or people working for them all day. Margaret’s believe that they are always right when everyone has wrongs( but not Margaret’s). They will never listen or help others if they are not praised for it, thanked 24/7, or receiving someone out of it. Their grandchild will not be under their super vision, care, etc due to the lack of trust.

Margaret Elaine Brown. My way, my way or the highway...

by Hayhay.skittles November 2, 2020