the pink elephant in the room

you swear it exists or has existed at one point in time, but no one else believes it or have seen it

we never talk about it...it's like the pink elephant in the room

the pink elephant in the room by reecer August 3, 2004

The Elephant Tusk 

A naked male runs about the room making a god awful sound like an elephant while jerking his man-meat wildly with each step.

AREGH...RAWRRAWRAWR...ARGH ARGH THE ELEPHANT TUSK RAWR

The Elephant Tusk by NeoNetGen February 21, 2011

baby elephant toes 

Out of the four size stages of vagina, baby elephant toes are the biggest. It is best described as a large unnatural bulge in the female crotch region. The other size stages are as follows, camel toes,moose knuckle,gorilla fist, and finally baby elephant toes

That girl had some massive baby elephant toes going on that I couldn't help but stare.

baby elephant toes by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016

Undercover Elephant 

Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.

"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"

Undercover Elephant by BobTrollop May 27, 2007

Thirsty Elephant 

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.

I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.

Thirsty Elephant by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013

Nellie the Elephant 

To Bombay

A travelling circus came

They brought an intelegent elephant

and Nellie was her name

One dark night

she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran

to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band

When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked

so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe

They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked

to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away

they meet one night in silver light

on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the Elephant by Death Menace February 6, 2023

white elephant gang bang

an orgy where partners are chosen white elephant style.

if you lose your partner you can steal one or be paired with the next person revealed. once all people have been revealed couples pair off and bang can be rinse and repeat.
variations.

no-homo: any same sex couples are then coupled with the opposite sex for a four way.
rotation- after it starts every 5 minutes the next person in rotation can stay or swap

I went to a white elephant gang bang last night it was awesome, chicks were smokin

white elephant gang bang by mavriksc June 27, 2010