egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014

Egg Swapping

When two lesbians engage in scissoring while both on their period.

"we were both dropping our eggs this month and we decided to try Egg Swapping"

by Larry The Unstable Guy January 10, 2021

egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 17, 2009

strawberry egg

When a girl is on her period, and a guy sticks an egg up a girls pussy, punctures a hole in it, and sucks out the egg's contents and her uterine lining at the same time.

Girl you let your man give you a strawberry egg? Nasty!

by ChineseCreamCheese July 16, 2011

Honesty Egg

The honesty egg was always in existence, there was no dinosaurs or adam and eve, it was all just the honesty egg

The honesty egg is our true lord and saviour, God never existed It was only the egg.

by FatWetWhale October 04, 2021

Jacuzzi Eggs

When you have a bad case of the sulphorous wind and you have a bath, causing a knoxious jacuzzi bubble effect

Wife "Holy Moly! Jeff what is that awful stink in the Bathroom ? "
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"

by Woofie Van Dogstar May 12, 2010

lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.

I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.

by Real_Spen November 17, 2018