Duck Dynasty Logic

Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.

Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'

'What the hell dude?'

'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'

Duck Dynasty Logic by Nale Dixon December 22, 2013

Duck Butter 

the name of a product, used in the lubrication and assembly of hub and spigot pipe. applied to the inside of a gasket that has been placed inside of a hub end and on the outside of the spigot end prior to joining to ease the process along. duck butter itself is comprised of water soluble vegetable shortening.

pass the duck butter and grab the pry bar, we're getting this done today.

Duck Butter by Alpha Raptor August 16, 2008

duck joke 

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

duck joke by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

duck pond 

bustin one in a girls belly button

after pulling out, i made a duck pond on the girl.

duck pond by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Duck Punch 

To strike a person who has general douche-ish or hipster-like qualities.

To place one's hands in a palm-to-palm fashion (similar to a duck beak) and jab one's opponent in the neck or other sensitive area.

If you don't shut up with your plaid pants and guitar hero singing, I'm going to duck punch you in the sternum.

Duck Punch by AtotheCtotheE September 14, 2009

duck yo taco 

To duck yo head from a gun shot when you acting funny

Yo daqaun yo ass better duck yo taco you keep acting like that

duck yo taco by yoboigaengar May 25, 2018

duck butter 

Substance that results from the mixing of semen and vaginal fluids that rolls down the nut sack and grundle after unprotected sex. Once mixed, if left unattended, a sticky residue will result on the nut sack and grundle with a profound citrus like smell.

Fuck man, wash up after gettin some I can smell your duck butter from over here.

duck butter by MikeAllen September 1, 2004