duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

duck pond

bustin one in a girls belly button

after pulling out, i made a duck pond on the girl.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Duck Punch

To strike a person who has general douche-ish or hipster-like qualities.

To place one's hands in a palm-to-palm fashion (similar to a duck beak) and jab one's opponent in the neck or other sensitive area.

If you don't shut up with your plaid pants and guitar hero singing, I'm going to duck punch you in the sternum.

by AtotheCtotheE September 14, 2009

duck yo taco

To duck yo head from a gun shot when you acting funny

Yo daqaun yo ass better duck yo taco you keep acting like that

by yoboigaengar May 25, 2018

duck butter

Substance that results from the mixing of semen and vaginal fluids that rolls down the nut sack and grundle after unprotected sex. Once mixed, if left unattended, a sticky residue will result on the nut sack and grundle with a profound citrus like smell.

Fuck man, wash up after gettin some I can smell your duck butter from over here.

by MikeAllen September 1, 2004

duck shot

meaning mostly like "distant shots". mostly game related. it greatly deals with kills by snipes and from a distance. of course this is related to the word "sniped" considering it means the same thing. just a different funnier more "i pwnd you" way of saying it. more like saying in an offensive way that you were "a sitting duck".

me: "ah dude you know that like so awesome!"

you: "what do you mean?"

me: "well i got most kills and they were all duck shots!"

you: "¬¬... w/e"

by catinthehat1234 November 27, 2007

duck noise

Sound that a girl makes going down on you when she is really good at oral sex. Sounds like a duck choking. The girl is usually a chicken head, and may never actually happen outside of the porn industry.

- hey man is that girl any good at oral?

- damn straight that girl makes the duck noise like nobody's business.

by puckalicious September 14, 2013