Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
by Yamothasleg March 07, 2021
An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
"Hey I thought you were heading out?"
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 29, 2017
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by One little hellian February 22, 2017
A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020
A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.
by Dougie Freshh October 15, 2010
by eddieisthebest September 11, 2020