dessus

A cute, supposedly sheepish way of saying "this is".

"Dessus how we do it!"

by festafoo January 25, 2009

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Dessimo

Someone who likes to eat poop and kiss girls. Gets kicked out of parties for being a slut even though she's still a virgin..probably because she can't get a boy. Secretly has a crush on Taweesa and Squiver. Likes to steal free mints..

"shake it like a dessimo, shake it like a dessimo"

by taweeeeesa! August 4, 2009

Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.

Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.

by trishphish June 21, 2010

Dressinista

An empowered woman with fashion sense in dress and womens apparel. A woman that knows fashion, style and trends.

Wow! Look at that girl wearing that cool dress. She must be a dressinista!

by LynnsFashion September 25, 2011

Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.

1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.

by Eshmack September 29, 2011

Dressing Room Boom Boom

The act of producing urine and/or feces inside of a public dressing room.

"I stopped thrifting with Robert after he got us kicked out of Savers for performing a dressing room boom boom."

by handsoftorgo June 10, 2013