Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 02, 2010
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Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 08, 2011
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Digital Voyeurism

Digital voyeurism is the act of recording someone in public without their consent. Digital Voyeurism is different from recording someone going on bigoted tirades, or to protect yourself from either physical or legal harm. However, Digital Voyeurism does apply when you are recording someone who is just “cringe” or who is visible nero-divergent. A good way to distinguish between the two are these questions, “Is this person actively screaming bigoted things that harms me or people around me?” And “will this video help me or anyone around me from any unjust legal harm/is there a crime being committed?”
“Hey did you hear that John is into Digital Voyeurism?”
“Aw, really? What’d he do?”
“He filmed an veteran having a PTSD meltdown at Walmart a week ago.”
by AtlasAttacus October 13, 2022
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Digital excrement

The dissemination of disinformation, misinformation, hateful, violent propaganda via our multiple medias.
The level of digital excrement being pumped into the nations MSM's has created a division in our country that mainly exists in the ether world.
by cobrafang May 20, 2021
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digital worker

A worker who uses any manner of modern technology to be more productive and efficient.
Today's digital worker is connected to information and resources in a way that was inconceivable even 10 years ago.
by Buckster1001 February 10, 2016
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Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.
My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.
by Kittykitty12 February 08, 2019
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