by OASIFHAKSLJFHAKLJSFBHAS July 17, 2010
Get the Drink Dumpstermug. When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.
by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019
Get the Cum Dumpster Divingmug. The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
Get the Dumpster Mattress Blowjobmug. The act of having sex with someone you don't really respect or care about, but just engage in sex for the sex and usually kick that person out right after or leave.
Yeah, I picked this chick at the bar, and took her back to the crib and we did the dumpster boogie. She wanted to be my girl and be all serious, but I was like "Hell no she just a dumpster boogie".
by Losdoslokos January 31, 2021
Get the Dumpster Boogiemug. by BurntToast7 December 3, 2020
Get the Dumpster Firemug. A: "Hey, toss this in the garbage, its spoiled"
B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."
B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."
by Simofie March 30, 2023
Get the Dumpster Munchermug. by pussy bee December 24, 2021
Get the dumpstermug.