Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.

"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.

by Sam and junk March 28, 2009

Cooter Cunt

An Adjictive describing a person who is acting like a douche

Todd: Stop saying Cooter Cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt

by sloth_gooey March 22, 2010

CooterPepper

in reference to the female genetalia. Used mainly by gay males in reference to "real" girls.

Honey, go wash your CooterPepper! It smells like fish in here.

by DJ FunkyMonkey July 25, 2011

coyote ass

A condition caused by wet farts, sweat, or not wiping well. Canines remedy the filthy anus by dropping their rear-ends onto a soothing surface such as damp grass, leaves or carpet and drag, leaving a clearly defined fecal trail. Humans use a moist towel or goldbond. Coyote ass.

Can we stop at the next gas station so I can wipe? I have the coyote ass.

by Jerry Fletcher May 13, 2014

cooter

a vagina or pussy; also ally

don't touch my cooter!

by broomwithbraids May 18, 2017

Cooter and Tooter

The combination of a women’s vagina and butthole, respectively.

I just watched my dog rub her cooter and tooter across the whole fucking carpet.

by judisthehudis May 1, 2018

Cote

The fundamental unit of measure in the Cotex system. Typically used for wingspans and wide set vaginas. One cote is equal to approximately 8 feet.

Wow look at that guys wingspan! Its about a cote!

by Erectbutthole January 19, 2018