Crying

An allergic reaction usually caused by life.

"Are you crying?"
"No, I'm having an allergic reaction."
"To what?"
"Life."

Crying by Supernatural2005 August 22, 2017

Cryptic metaphor 

A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.

1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.

*tank shoots snake*

Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...

Snake: SHUT UP!!

Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Snake: Oh.

*explosion*

Snake: Awsum!

Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.

Ocelot: What?!

Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.

Ocelot: ...Shut up.

Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!

Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!

2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?

Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!

Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!

Cryptic metaphor by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009

Dusty Crystal 

A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.

Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"

Dusty Crystal by sm00th February 20, 2009

Penny Crygor 

An extremely cute and loveable character from WarioWare. She admires her grandfather and wants to grow up to be a great scientist, though she also desires to become a famous singer.

Penny Crygor is the best WarioWare character.

Penny Crygor by Kijibrother April 24, 2022

Shaking and Crying 

Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.

I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.

(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying

Shaking and Crying by dinobonoid June 18, 2009

Crying Jags 

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.

My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.

Crying Jags by iNachoz July 30, 2009

Crying inside 

When you are unable or unwilling to show those around you your true feeling of pain and sorrow

In Amsterdam, I became so high that I went to bed. My roommates in the hostel began to masterbate in the bunks next to me. Paralyzed with fear and too much marijuana, I was crying inside until they were finished.

Crying inside by Missa Audra August 26, 2016