Douche Canoe

SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT

DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA

by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017

beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape

she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe

by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

kenhina_canon

Kenhina_canon is it TickTock Internet sensation who post relatable yet sus things! and also my mutual 🤪🤪 be who you areeeee 😇😇😍😍😍😍😜😎

“Kenhina_canon is down bad!” Yes 😞😍😂😇😇
“Kenhina_canon is” correct 😍😍😜

by koplS😝 June 25, 2021

Douche Canoe

The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.

I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.

by AntiEverythingFC August 5, 2021

Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022

Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze

Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn

by The answer is always Pork Roll May 25, 2023