Controlloping 

To seek untidy women, often under the influence of alcohol.

person #1-"Hey, it's been a while since we've hit the bars."
person #2-"Hell yes-I just broke up with Jenny-what do you say we go out controlloping this weekend?!"

Controlloping by Fuzzbee November 22, 2011

parental controls 

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

parental controls by BounceFire December 2, 2021

productivity throttling controls 

Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.

Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.

The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.

My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.

Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.

productivity throttling controls by sutch December 9, 2010

Bitchy Controlling Himbo 

A guy who considers himself an "alpha male" while being a misogynist, racist, predator, and homophobe all at the same time. He tends to have a very fragile ego and thinks he above everyone else. The perfect example of one is Andrew Hate aka Tate.

Jessica: Hey girls, have y'all heard about this guy named Andrew Tate.
Rosa: Hell yeah girl, we heard all about the bitchy controlling himbo.
Grace: It's no surprise that he thinks he's unstoppable but we know at some point it's all gonna come crashing down.
Jessica: Well I couldn't agree more with y'all, he is a bitchy controlling himbo.
Rosa & Grace: PERIODT.

Bitchy Controlling Himbo by OnyxCat420 August 15, 2022

controlled environment 

a place or area where rules, regulations and behavioral norms are subject to strict enforcement or scrutiny. A person responsible for maintaining order in a controlled environment will normally strive to appear consistent when out in the open, but may enforce rules arbitrarily behind closed doors.

Kids who grow up in excessively controlled environments often fall behind in college, having all that freedom to cut loose but not knowing how to manage it.

controlled environment by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015

Out of Controller 

adj. a gamer that gets so frustrated when losing or playing poorly during a video game, that he/she will throw their controller, causing damage to walls, controllers, tvs, game systems, etc.

guy #2: hey, you wanna play some COD 5?
guy #1: sorry bro, but you get a little out of controller...

Out of Controller by Brent Handles March 30, 2009

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls by rubberdumber February 12, 2021