I didn't feel like taking the time to take a real shower, so I took a College Shower before my date.
by LazyMan08 September 28, 2008
Get the college shower mug.Any discourse between two or more men involving the heartfelt discussions of feelings e.g. typically conversations traditionally thought to be the domain of women involving feelings about relationships etc.
First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.
It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'
First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.
It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'
Man 1: 'I've been having some strong feelings lately and have some personal issues that I need to discuss'
Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'
Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'
by junta_dorset January 9, 2010
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"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"
"No Justin, I'm not a fag"
"No Justin, I'm not a fag"
by Strasse October 10, 2010
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Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?
Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!
Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!
by Jsybird2 December 20, 2008
Get the College Essay mug.This school is mostly bad kids but there is a portion of amazing kids The teachers suck at there job and they don’t teach you anything that will help you in life Teachers always makes you feel bad about yourself just because you made a mistake
by Forkcirke January 24, 2018
Get the Log college Middle School mug.A Durnin Collar, often known simply "a Durnin", is the unfortunate scenario when the shirt collar subtely refuses to sit right. It is hard to fix, devilishly uncomfortable and worst of all- it gives the wearer the appearance of a sunflower. The Durnin sneaks up on even the best of us in many ways:
1. The simple Durnin occurs when the top button of a shirt is fastened, but the collar sticks out at an unfortunate angle, thus likening collar to the wings of a plane. Repairing the simple Durnin is, as the title suggests, simple, and requires the wearer to push the outside of the collar down whilst pulling the inside of the collar up, though extreme cases may require a button-down collar.
2. The wild Durnin is similar to the simple Durnin, the only difference being that the collar is un-fastened at the top button, giving the subject a more shamelessly hideous appearance. Unfortunately, the wild Durnin is far more difficult to correct than its simple counterpart, and one is often required to re-dress.
3. The parachute Durnin is the most offensive Durnin Collar available. Though technically un-related to the collar, it occurs when some of the material from the back of a shirt rises up the neck, and is trapped by the jacket, meaning that the subject has countless folds of material seeping through the gap between shirt and jacket, hence the title. There is however relief given in that the para-Durnin is simple to correct; it only requires a sharp tug from the bottom of the shirt.
1. The simple Durnin occurs when the top button of a shirt is fastened, but the collar sticks out at an unfortunate angle, thus likening collar to the wings of a plane. Repairing the simple Durnin is, as the title suggests, simple, and requires the wearer to push the outside of the collar down whilst pulling the inside of the collar up, though extreme cases may require a button-down collar.
2. The wild Durnin is similar to the simple Durnin, the only difference being that the collar is un-fastened at the top button, giving the subject a more shamelessly hideous appearance. Unfortunately, the wild Durnin is far more difficult to correct than its simple counterpart, and one is often required to re-dress.
3. The parachute Durnin is the most offensive Durnin Collar available. Though technically un-related to the collar, it occurs when some of the material from the back of a shirt rises up the neck, and is trapped by the jacket, meaning that the subject has countless folds of material seeping through the gap between shirt and jacket, hence the title. There is however relief given in that the para-Durnin is simple to correct; it only requires a sharp tug from the bottom of the shirt.
"check the Durnin Collar on Obama tonight"
"dude, d'you think he's realised he's got a parachute Durnin?"
"dude, d'you think he's realised he's got a parachute Durnin?"
by collar observer October 29, 2009
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It's pretty cool by Community College standards. Most students consider the Grant/Brentwood campus to be the best campus out of the three b/c most professors there are somewhat decent and it is by far the best looking campus (especially compared to Nassau Community College which is very dated-looking). All of my classes sizes at SCCC have been reasonably small.
Just watch out for the speeding Honda's through the parking lot and avoid the Sagtikos Parkway around rush hour and you'll be fine.
It's pretty cool by Community College standards. Most students consider the Grant/Brentwood campus to be the best campus out of the three b/c most professors there are somewhat decent and it is by far the best looking campus (especially compared to Nassau Community College which is very dated-looking). All of my classes sizes at SCCC have been reasonably small.
Just watch out for the speeding Honda's through the parking lot and avoid the Sagtikos Parkway around rush hour and you'll be fine.
Sam: Dude, im goin to Suffolk Community College for my first 2 yrs and then transfer to a 4-year college to get a Bachelors. I'll be getting the same degree as somebody who spent four years full tuition so why waste money?
Bill: Cool, bro. Just don't get ran over by a souped up Civic or a bmw w/overly tinted windows.
Sam: Dude, it's not that bad!
Bill: Cool, bro. Just don't get ran over by a souped up Civic or a bmw w/overly tinted windows.
Sam: Dude, it's not that bad!
by SCCC'er December 13, 2012
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