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Convfefe

The specific strain of syphyllis (Treponema pallidum, subspecies convfefes) carried by the President of Russia. If left untreated, causes particularly severe dementia symptoms.
The candidate's doctor report claimed that "he tested positive for everything". It turns out this included convfefe.
by Deepstate9 June 1, 2017
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Covfefeland

"Welcome to covfefeland!?"
by yes juanito yes June 13, 2017
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Convfefe

1. To question how something is even possible? convfefe
I'm in a convfefe over how our 45th President was elected?
by Ethie Mae June 2, 2017
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Convfefe

1. (noun) A type of drink made consisting of hot coffee usually served with a condom and added flavorings.
"After all the negative media coverage.... convfefe"
by Mr. World Peace June 8, 2017
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Covefe

by DaBestBaptiste June 28, 2017
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Covfefegate

Covfefegate
Verb
To make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand.
Person 1: "Nice trip!"

Person 2: "Trip? You didn't see me dodge that pigeon?"

Person 1: "I saw you trip! Don't covfefegate"
by EEVVEERRYYOONNEE June 1, 2017
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covfefeaphobia

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cov-fay-fay-uh-foe-bee-uh

fear of being found out as a spreader bullshit. Usually in reference to public speeches of social media comments.
-especially by the media-
The White House was overwhelmed with a general atmosphere of covfefeaphobia after POTUS made his speech.
root: covfefe
by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017
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