clusterfuck

The additional traffic congestion that inevitably results when a public works department decides to fix a traffic congestion problem by doing significant, lengthy roadwork in the affected area.

The intersection at the eastern terminus of State Road 520 in Redmond, WA, will be widened during 2007, resulting in a clusterfuck for at least the duration of that project.

by former technologist May 1, 2006

clusterfuck

Reminiscent of when 50 dicks try to get in one hole. Everything is so jammed and tangled up nothing can move in any direction.

I tried to make things better but was stuck in a huge clusterfuck.

by Marie May 21, 2003

closter

1)To be John Joi and have nothing better to do but critsize people in the town of closter.

Oh my god, your and idiot

by Anonymously March 4, 2005

Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck. Don't fight it, accept. Clusterfuck means clusterfuck.

by trollcop May 25, 2011

Coochie Clutter

A mixture of vaginal fluid and anal secretions in the chode creating a cluster f*ck of moisture and guck. Smell can be related to when you open a can of tuna and squeeze out the juice. If you bottled that juice and let it ferment and curddle.

After extended bonus hole intercourse, Natasha's Coochie Clutter was quite simply unbearable.

by Big Mama Trish September 25, 2009

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009