Classically Based

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.

That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022

classic

Something that big companies like to ruin.

Guy 1 - Hey did you seen that panda twerking with little girls on Cartoon Network yesterday ?
Guy 2 - Yeah,they totally ruined my childhood classic!

by ad48 August 12, 2016

Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023

classic Pele

means when you fuck a teenage boy and pay him for sex with new IPhone

Don't you have a cheap new iPhone? I am going out with my cousin, and I will do classic Pele.

by Pelemaker April 5, 2024

Yakmaster Classic

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."

John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)

by The Yak Master October 10, 2012

Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.

This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!

by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011

Wiggly classics

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die

what makes wiggly classics no 1 is that we talk bullshit about other groups we think we are better because we know how to use scripts rigs and shit

by snakes# December 28, 2020