White Christ Daddy

The single salvation for all those below the poverty line or addicted to hard drugs; He usually appears to those in need of Him in the form of a skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks and he is usually wearing black leather or vintage military regalia.

Like if some crazed African-American homeless man is walking over a river on a bridge and passes by a man resembling the definition of White Christ Daddy and asks him for a dollar or two. And then when the skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks (probably wearing black leather or vintage military regalia) complies--or, again, someone who appears to be White Christ Daddy complies--the hobo exclaims, "White Christ Daddy!"

"Yo, I'mma drop mad ca$h on some bitches and beverages at the club like White Christ Daddy would, then I'mma dipset outta dat mothafucka. You feel me, nigga?"

by Moose Rash February 15, 2007

christa lynn

A curly-haired, loud, russian woman. Has no respect for self-control especially with her intake of alcohol. Always speaks when it's not her turn and isn't afraid to be out of control. Always happy and has no short-term memory.

Christa Lynn!

shut the fuck up Christa Lynn!

by becca_bouch February 4, 2010

christa lair

annoying

christa lair is so annoying

by a phery phat cow June 6, 2018

go to christ

Like going to hell, only worse.

Person A: "I just voted democrat!"
Person B: "YOU'RE RUINING THIS COUNTRY, GO TO CHRIST"

by JibbaJabbaFool April 1, 2009

Wilder Jesus Christ

Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.

Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.

by erapats October 20, 2014

chausterized

Cheesy, as in of a corny nature or

Man, that joke was so chausterized; did you get that from a book?

by Andrew Shiovitz February 25, 2008

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit

Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude

by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018