Chelsea Kane

A girl that's really stupid and eats poop.
Somewhat good looking though. In the right light.

Person one. "Wow, is she eating poop?"
Person two. "Yeah, That's Chelsea Kane."

by JesusHChristoftheJews April 2, 2010

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"

by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008

Chelsi

bitch mothafuckin cock sucker. Who is known to keep her virginity her whole life.

Gabe; Aren't you still a virgin?
Kathlyn; yes.
Gabe; whatta Chelsi.

by footbart July 17, 2009

Chelfat

a fat ugly girl who thinks she's way hot. chelsexyouup

Did you see what chelfat was wearing today? her stomach hung over her vag like a gunt.

by Baby Foxzes Rule August 19, 2006

chelper

Someone who complains

Yeah that fucking bitch Ditz is a chelper

by NorrieFC October 7, 2006

Chelsea Brown

A cover-up name to spy on your best friends boyfriend.

Ryan: "Who is this?"
Lisa: "Oh it's Chelsea Brown, do you have a girlfriend?"

by G-ma Jud June 28, 2012

Chelsea

A girl with a PHAT ASS forehead, the size of da moon.

Man: Ay GORL
Girl: Hello?
Man: Your forehead a mo'fuckin CHELSEA

by HekkinKek December 11, 2018