chan gart

a fat short stubby judist who enjoys munging cleavland steamers and big black long dicks in and around his mouth

hey chan gart you suck dick at call of duty and you can only bench press 45 pounds

by jpruss September 2, 2009

canfitonatoddlerstricycleness

used to describe someone so petite, they can fit on a toddler's little red tricycle at any age.

You tall people, are just jealous of my canfitonatoddlerstricycleness.

by backwards robbber. January 2, 2010

meww-chan

Colloquial noun/figure of speech in reference to one who is outgoing, intelligent, assertive and highly kawaii.

Usually refers to a young female.

Suggestive of one who takes a liking to wearing simulated feline ears.

What an adorable meww-chan!

by meww-chan March 4, 2004

Chaffin'

to be wack, the process of trippin or not knowing ones place

Damn Bitch, you be chaffin' if u think im gonna wash dem dishes.

by Chafin June 29, 2006

Tano-Chan

The hottest chick ever :D!!!

Tano-Chan is so hot...

by Evil3lf October 19, 2004

cock chafer

When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.

I was rooting your mum the other night and her cock chafer made a mess of my round man.

by Summers June 28, 2007

Loomis Chaffee

A Once Prominent and dignified educational institution located in the cozy boroughs of Windsor, Connecticut, home to brilliant scholars and intellectuals. Unfortunately, as of late, the quality of this school has been run aground onto the metaphorical island of shit. The school now sports a wonderfully heinous student population with such laudatory people such as hard drug dealers (i.e. ecstasy, cocaine, etc.), rapists, and as many stoned out of their mind teenagers as you could ever want. In addition, academics has gone down the drain, sporting the fact that nearly 25% of graduates have been "held back" an extra year. Also The athletics are quite poor as the once frivolous lacrosse program has declined into a recent 2-12 season pit.

All in all, It costs a hell of a lot of money ($53,000/ year aprox.) just to get rid of your brat kid 4 years early.

Alex: Ever thought about going to that there Loomis Chaffee school?

Seth: Nah I don't want to fuck my life up.

Alex: touche'.

by steppymat8 February 19, 2014