A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
by Read it! July 9, 2025
Get the Tree-fucking Carlmug. Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.
Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.
Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.
Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.
Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.
Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.
All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.
All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.
by CBrom85 February 27, 2021
Get the Carl Cuddlesmug. by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Carlmug. by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018
Get the Hot Carlmug. A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.
by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025
Get the Carl Creppsmug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. An absolute cunt. Hates revolution race and hasn’t got the time of day for wanna be hiking influencers who have discount codes for Rev race on there page
by Carlos020788 November 24, 2021
Get the Carlmug.