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Carl

A bit fat cow That eat people. He has 99 inches longera dick. He is tall and sexy like Carl because He is Carl. You are a very long men. Everyone says That his namn are Carlus and mirequa. Carl are 100 % White He lives in USA
Carl you have att big dick
by Carlus1 December 14, 2016
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Carl

A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.
"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
by crackhead77 May 21, 2019
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Carl

The guy that wears transition glasses and gets a little bit in amount of Cooter
Carl is a asshole
by Colonel sanders1665 March 28, 2022
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Cupcake Carling

The action of Spiking a cupcake named Carl into the ground
Yo Want to join me and Jake in cupcake carling at the party later?
by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024
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Carl

Carl is a beautiful creature and farts a lot.
by AllahAli March 12, 2019
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Carl Crashman

the main character of Carl Squared.

A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.
Carl Crashman was an amazing character.
by anonymous200020 September 16, 2022
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FuckTard Carl

"he's a Carlfucktard."
"Nah, he's the OG FuckTard Carl."
by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025
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