california dreams

n., the best tv show of all time. 5 seasons, from 1992-1997, about a group of highschool kids who play in a band. they deal with real life issues in between gigs. their music is amazing, and u should buy the cd if its available (there are 2 but 1 of them is hard to find - it's called the Anthology)

Man A: Are you watching California Dreams tonight?
Man B: Wouldn't miss it for the world!

california dreams by WMW11387 July 7, 2005

California Condor 

An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.

The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.

California Condor by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007

California Steamroll 

The California steamroll is a technique that requires the female, during intercourse, to lie on her back while the male poops on her chest and then does a somersault over it forming a type of steamroll.

During sex Tim had to poo so he had Shirly lay down on the ground and gave her the California steamroll.

California Steamroll by Steve-O Supreme-O November 9, 2006

California slide 

Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, but rather "sliding" through.

I didn't see any cops around, so I just did a California slide through the stop sign.

California slide by Brian A. Thomson January 14, 2009

california blizzard 

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired

man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week

california blizzard by marvey magnums October 2, 2010

california tacos 

It's when you take a steamy shit in between a girls breasts and push the titties together and then the boobies make the shell and you eat the poo like a taco yummmmmmm

I gave that girl a nice slap on the ass and then ate her California tacos

california tacos by Dirtyboy92 April 17, 2015

California Yankee Fan 

Bandwagon fans who, despite living 3,000, miles away from Yankee stadium, root for New York's baseball team. They only watch the occasional game on ESPN, and never have to suffer through the day in, day out awful announcing of Michael Kay

Brianna: Like, OMG, Derek Jeter is sooo cute, I'm going to buy a Yankee hat

Rylan: But babe, what about the 5 baseball teams we already have in our state? Two of which we stole from New York! And how will you even watch the games? The only way to see more then 5 a year is buying the package from the cable company, and something tells me you wont be watching all 162 like New Yorkers do even if you paid for it. You're just a California Yankee Fan.

California Yankee Fan by NYY for Nyers March 16, 2009