Covid-🇸🇨

When authorities in Seychelles wished to inoculate over 70% of its estimated 98,000 population by mid-March, thanks to donated half-baked or half-trialed vaccines as part of their donor’s “vaccine diplomacy,” which would make the tourism-dependent islands the first nation to vaccinate its entire population and allow restrictions to be relaxed further.

Although the islands' relative isolation has allowed them to weather the Covid-19 storm relatively well and remain open to tourists, who needed to be confined to their hotels for 10 days upon arrival, it’s doubtful how they’d contain Covid-🇸🇨, as their visitors mostly come from places with high infection and mortality rates, which have witnessed new variants of the virus.

by Covido February 3, 2021

Oops COVID-it again

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.

Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!

by NeologianPJG April 23, 2020

Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020

I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

Breaking Covid Guidelines

A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021

I regret breaking Covid guidelines.

by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021

Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.

"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."

by TheInfectious February 6, 2022

Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

by YAWA December 12, 2020