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Flexing Chimps 

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.
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Used to refer to boys or men. Guys.

Sometimes extended to chappies.


It was originally short for chapman.
The chaps at the hardware store reckon this is a better brand.
chaps by LGD May 19, 2004

Mexican Chapstick

The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.
While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.
Mexican Chapstick by Venue1590 April 23, 2009

chapsticking 

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.
Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.
chapsticking by Carstano September 5, 2008

chapstick erection 

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
pronounced: chin-skee
1.being kind
2.being classy
How very chinsky of you!
chinsky by kiddieeee August 25, 2007
CHIPSTH is a religious term refering to the religion of CHIPSTH. It consists of the fruits and/or animals that worship mark, the CHIPSTH god. CHIPSTH was discovered in the year 2005 and is an ongoing process to convert the world to either an animal or fruit name and to worship all things chipsthy. The two founding mothers of CHIPSTH are Bare (bear) and Limin (lemon). They have then adopted many under them. Limin ruling the fruits and Bare ruling the animals. Bunnunah (banana) is the only CHIPSTH officer witch is the second highest position. Maingow (mango) is a CHIPSTH janitor, the lowest position. After you have been adopted into the chipsthy family you are given a fruit or an animal name. usually spelled different then the given name. You must fallow all the chipsth rules or you are then declared unchipsthy or chipshy. Being Chipshy is like sinning in the christian religion. The Chipsth religion's symbol are triangles like the christian and catholic religion's symbol is a cross. Chipsth is a peacful religion and everyone in the chipsthy family loves everyone and everything except bad things. Bare, Limin and Bunnunah are vegetarian and do not support eating meat. We think eating meat is evil.
That triangle is chipsthy.

That number is chipshy.
CHIPSTH by Bunnunah February 1, 2008