Credit goes to the California Clam Slap Connoisseur himself: Mr. B. Fluke of Escondido, California.
When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.
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2- In the case of a girl .. it could be called , Calientorra .!!!
2- It is used to define someone that really can’t control himself previously before the sexual act. With complete disregard for condoms or any kind of protection.
3- Someone that acts like an imbecile in front of a hot girl !
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3- Hey , John can’t seem to stop looking at that girls breasts .!!! and she is noticing !! He is a freaking Calientorro !!!!
4-John just wrote a note to that hot waitress that says : Call me soon..!!
I mean Damn !! What a calientorro !!
5- Robert can’t seem to stop caressing the pretty girl’s hair... and she obviously hates it .!!! He is such a calientorro !!
6- Jenny seems to be all over Rick... she is practically throwing herself at him... What a Calientorra ..!!!
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