car hungover

When youve been in the car for several hours, most likely stopped at a gas station and taken many weird naps. Now you are left with this feeling of sicknesses, but it's not motion sickness.

How's the road trip going
Decent, but man am I car hungover

by Possibly Tiny Person July 19, 2019

don car

when you couldn’t give a shit about what someone says. Or when you want to annoy the hell out of someone, say this repeatedly.

Clif: dude did you hear what happened to Will the other day, he...
Brian: I don car

by FJBC September 18, 2019

Car Bunny

The simple definition of a car bunny is a chick that hangs around the car scene and jumps from guy to guy in the car groups. They become demoralized and fall into being the laughingstock as well as being labeled as a hoe.

Guy one: hey look, it's Sandy
Guy two: who's she with now? She came with Jim last week, Tyler the week before, Austin the week before that...and now this guy?
Guy one: bet she's screwing them all. Fucking car bunny.

by Not_a_subieloser September 29, 2019

Traffic Car

A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you

Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned

by itzt August 10, 2019

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

The 3am car

Every night at 3am a car comes past your house and everyone else's house in the world and nothing else happens but everybody thinks its creepy. This happens every night for ever

OMG there is the 3am car agin

by Iszy a peep May 7, 2020