Cale

A white boy

The one White boy in your P.E class that likes to show off and that every girl for some reason has a crush on

Girl: He's such a Cale
Irrelevant Girl: Yes but a hot one

by Yourmom_sucks_pp May 11, 2019

Cable

A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.

Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself

by Cable-priest May 13, 2019

Caleb West

A fat, ugly man that still wears size XXXXXXXXL diapers in his sleep. All girls are deterred from him due to the tiny specimen lurking around in his pants. Non-athletic, thinks he’s good at many sports and achieves his genes from his whale like mom.

Caleb West will be depressed crying in his bedroom like the baby he is.

by Alexi McFeast September 15, 2019

Caleb Husselman

The thiccest boi around.

Caleb Husselman is one sexy mofo.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 8, 2019

Caleb Cook

The act of flying from Vietnam to Australia illegally

Dude, you totally just Caleb Cook

by xXchickenbrainXx February 19, 2020

Caleb Conlon

A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.

"Oh, that guy looking menacingly at the dog? That's Caleb Conlon!"
"We all burst out laughing at the funny face the Caleb made"
"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"

by stoin36 March 2, 2022

cowboy cable

television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels

person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"

by Cole Pat D. October 19, 2007