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Incelligence 

noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
Incelligence by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
Word of the Day on December 9, 2024
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Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.
"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."
Severance Lay by b34r May 21, 2009
Word of the Day on December 8, 2024

Cutie patootie 

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love
Word of the Day on December 7, 2024

let them eat cake 

A quote attributed to Marie Antoinette, who allegedly spoke it in regard to her peasants having no bread to eat. Regardless of whether that actually happened, it is still the snobbiest way of saying "fuck them and what they want."
Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake."

Snooty French Guy: "They don't have cake either."

Marie Antoinette: "Did I fucking stutter?"
let them eat cake by Alfonsie November 19, 2013
Word of the Day on December 6, 2024

shock and aww 

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
shock and aww by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
Word of the Day on December 5, 2024

Sniffari 

Combination of the words "sniff" and "safari". It occurs when your dog wants to take up the entire day to sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood on their walk.
Daisy, we don't have time for an 18 hour sniffari! Hurry up and peepee!!
Sniffari by BDX13 September 9, 2015
Word of the Day on December 4, 2024
Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.
Judy is my high school sweetheart and we got married after college. She is my loml.
loml by toast455 July 18, 2005
Word of the Day on December 3, 2024
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