Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE

DEFINITIONS YOU WROTE

Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.

When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!

"Hey simmo, what did you get up to on Saturday?"
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..

by Toxic trucker March 2, 2022

Brace yoself foo'

Misunderstanding of break yourself, meaning "prepare to submit" to robbery, ass-kicking, etc.

White kid, misunderstanding Chapelle's Show, yells out "Brace yoself foo'!" and then throws a water balloon at his older sister.

by bobby_digits September 7, 2006

Jelly Bracelets

bracelets that hide your slit wrists

cathy uses jelly bracelets to hide her slit wrists

by cRs December 30, 2004

jelly bracelets

ok the whole "game behind these bracelets, IS REALLY FUCKED OVER!!!< they just banned them at my school, and yea im pissed.. i wore them for fashion and so did all the other ppl that wore them, adults just might just have a dick up their asses NOT US!! i mean if i even wanted to have sex i would tell him/her not break their bracelets that cost them money, its fucking pathetic and pointless they would probably say no if i did break the bracelet cause they arent into it and if someone is! U R SICK FUCKS!!! GO AWAY! and ooo! my mom is gonna make me go to a psychiatrist cuz i dont listen to the school and wear my bracelets anyway under my sweatshirt so noone can see or break them anyway!!

*random person breaks angy's bracelet*
wats this mean?
*angy slaps person*
it means get off ur pathetic ass go ask someone and mayby ull get fucked! and also buy me a new fucking bracelets u bitch!!

by Angy September 15, 2004

Gel braceletes

I just like to wear the caues ...THEY ROCK! i usually get bored in class so i play with them i wear black blue and clear and 1 orange. i only think of the clear ones in a sexual way. they mean anything but i would never take it too far just hugs and a kiss.other then that they just plain rock out loud.

if someone comes up to me and snaps my clear bracelets and asks for head or a fuck. HA its not going to happen

by michelle November 29, 2003

braedi

An erection in the presence of an animal

Man, did you just pop a braedi in front of that alligator?

by busyboy1332 March 15, 2008