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Boo Box

A chest with a peeping hole in which a coerced cuckold is made to retire to and lament whilst observing his partner being "railed to fuck" by several strangers. To add further insult to injury scorpions maybe introduced through the peeping hole.
Back in your Boo Box you pathetic Vice journalist.
by SmegKettle January 27, 2018
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box face

when a persons face is extremly square giving their head a 'box' like look.
KT has an extremely sexy box face, that i would love to shove in between my legs.
by MissynSarah July 25, 2006
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sex box

Another name for the x-box.
Girlfriend: "Hey baby we're hanging out tonight, right?"
Boyfriend: "Um, actually a few of my friends are coming over to play Halo 2."
Girlfriend: "Fine go play your stupid sex box since you love it more than me!"
Boyfriend: "Kay."
by Maroni September 25, 2005
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Locker-box

Being able to stick both your cock and balls into the vagina.
"i locker-boxed" that puck bunny last night
by wyse May 20, 2008
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jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.
Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?
by andy1 May 27, 2005
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box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.
by Shard December 31, 2004
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dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.
1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!
by The Producer December 27, 2006
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