Grandma Body

When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.

"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."

"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

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Pony body

When the length of a person's body is equal to the length of their legs.

My lord Carol, look at her ass, it's the centerpoint of her body. She's a God damn pony body.

by Dong schlong May 5, 2018

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Bali body

Looking like a sexy beast whilst on holiday in Bali

Damn bobby your Bali body is coming along nicely

by Cheeky Prawn August 3, 2016

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Body check

When you get hit so hard it knocks the wind out of you

The linebacker body checked the QB

by ULTRASUPERBATMAN420 September 15, 2023

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Body Swanger

A man that drives a large SUV like an animal, parks across 3 spaces, and usually has his work shirt collar popped. He also speaks with an extreme accent, but may not even realize it.

-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?

- Cause that boy's a body swanger!

by C.Ville October 15, 2011

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Nerd Body

A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.

"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."

by J and J December 19, 2020

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