When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.
"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."
"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."
"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."
by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013
Get the Grandma Bodymug. by Dong schlong May 5, 2018
Get the Pony bodymug. by Cheeky Prawn August 3, 2016
Get the Bali bodymug. by ULTRASUPERBATMAN420 September 15, 2023
Get the Body checkmug. A man that drives a large SUV like an animal, parks across 3 spaces, and usually has his work shirt collar popped. He also speaks with an extreme accent, but may not even realize it.
-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
by C.Ville October 15, 2011
Get the Body Swangermug. A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.
"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."
by J and J December 19, 2020
Get the Nerd Bodymug. by The Spaghetti Burglar September 3, 2022
Get the Free bodymug.