Biscuit Weaver

A person who will travel at any length for a good biscuit; one who searches for biscuits at any cost, namely weaving through traffic (vehicular or pedestrian) without regard for their own or others safety

I told my friends I was taking the trip to see my parents but this drive South is for my inner biscuit weaver

Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.

by biscuitweaverpro July 7, 2021

Dippy Biscuits

Biscuits perfectly designed for dipping into tea, coffee, hot chocolate or your preferred beverage. Favourites include Digestives, Rich Tea and to a lesser extent Jaffa Cakes (although debate still ensues over whether or not these are actually biscuits. If not then a new category shall be created called 'Dippy Cakes', into which they will fall).

Sam, could ya get some biscuits as you're out?
What kinda biscuits?
Ah any kind of Dippy Biscuits will do.

by steeeeeeve94 April 1, 2011

Biscuit Chick

A girl who is very sexy but isn't very smart

She's a total Biscuit Chick! Really hot, but flaky!

by Daddy Sky November 3, 2011

Fish Biscuit

A poosty, stanky pussy.

I tried to eat her fish biscuit but the horrible stench made me gag!

by Big Pollo June 17, 2023

Chicken Biscuit

A biscuit with no meat, no cheese, no vegetables, no chicken, no biscuit.

Hi, Can I have a Chicken Biscuit with no chicken and no biscuit?

by DANIBOIII November 27, 2018

Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017