Beechy

Homo-sapian, well so we think. The beechy is probably the least punctual person on the entire planet. Capable of random acts of extreme rage when provoked (especially when making remarks about his sister), the beechy is commonly found at the local watering hole, drowing his sorrows and trying to grab young females in their down stairs region!

Man did you see beechy with that chick, he's such a beechy!!

by G-Train September 6, 2005

beach please

Another way to say bitch please, also a really popular saying on clothes that you would wear to the beach.

i saw a shirt that said 'beach please' and i was like 'well, beach please'

by al333x April 21, 2017

Cold Frosty on the Beach

When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.

I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.

by The Princess Buttercup July 14, 2011

Beach Week

This is the week when a group of misogynist, over-privileged teenage boys who're steeped in the Bro Culture lure their female classmates to a house on the beach that's been stocked with several kegs of beer, junk food, and party lights. While there, they drink to excess, repeatedly lose their virginity, black out, drink more to get over their hangovers, and do it all again the next day.

What happens during Beach Week stays on the beach! I don't have any memory of having sex without consent with multiple female partners. Heck, all we had were a few beers, some laughs, and thoughts of becoming a Supreme Court Justice.

by Snakefishbait September 29, 2018

Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 October 16, 2008

beach guy

1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden

2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.

3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him

1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"

2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"

3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"

by Cutebumblebee November 20, 2007

Beach porn

A person who is scantily clad ie. Private areas hanging out.

Joe: hey dude did you see her whole ass cheeks?
Sam: yeah dude that's Some good beach porn

by BeachUrb August 13, 2015