1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
by agentlorneue September 28, 2009
Get the Beard Magicmug. A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes
by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015
Get the Goat's beardmug. by Beard Oil November 15, 2016
Get the beard oilmug. when a couple straight dudes start making out; can also be used as a pejorative or emasculating insult, implying that a man or men (especially guys that hang out with each other a lot) are homosexual. sarcasm expressing disappointment in the excessive male population of a space, and lack of feminine company.
You want to do some beard grinding at the sausage party later?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
by the phenomenom December 23, 2008
Get the beard grindingmug. A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012
Get the monkey beardmug. Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
by Shapely December 7, 2010
Get the Lettuce Beardmug. Facial hair that is unkept and intimidating.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Dude what's with the rapist beard?
-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
by powerhouse1978 September 24, 2012
Get the Rapist Beardmug.