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Lick the batteries

The act of licking nipples that are overly erect.
She’s got those post-nursing nipples, so I’m gonna lick the batteries.
by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018
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anyways cookie batter

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective
Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.
<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003
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Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.
by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009
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clean-up batter

noun

1. in baseball, the fourth hitter in a lineup, generally the hitter with the highest batting average, whose job it is to essentially "clean up" after the less skillful players that have gone before him.

2. in anything other than baseball, a strategy similar to the above, but with the key distinction that one lets others have a crack at bat first with the knowledge that they will fail, so that one appears far more awesome than his predecessors
1. Ryan Howard is the clean-up batter for the Phillies, but it doesn't matter because no one ever gets on base before him.

2. Jim sees an attractive girl in a bar, wants to talk to her, but then remembers the clean-up batter strategy and lets two drunk bros and one old creeper talk to her first. If Jim doesn't get the girl after that, we call that a Ryan Howard.
by howwasthisnotdefinedalready August 29, 2013
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Bottery

The crafting and/or sculpting of one's fecal matter as it exits the sphincter.
"hurry jane, come and see the wonderful bottery that Frank left in our ensuite"
by tronical March 8, 2010
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battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.
I was royally batteret last night!
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
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