Bass

A worse and crappy version of a guitar.

Eww, it’s a bass.

by Yeetjeff6969213 November 10, 2019

Bass boomer

That thing that make bass in cars for the stereo

That bass boomer is really loud

by Bass boomer April 20, 2021

jamie bass

Someone who believes they're sexy but actually looks worse than a frog with a microscopic sized penis.

Wow! He's soooo Jamie bass.

by Kijate01 June 2, 2016

String bass

Bass instrument of the string family as opposed to the tuba or sousaphone of the brass family. In years past it was common for instrumentalists to be proficient in both instruments; tuba and string bass. Brass bass is easier to march with for parades and such. While string bass is often preferred in instances such as concert and dance ensembles because it is physically less effort to play over longer periods of time

I can bow my string bass night long

by FiSH March 24, 2020

bass damages vs. treble damages

Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.

Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.

by QuacksO December 11, 2020

bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

bass

so a bass is a type of guitar that you play while only hitting 1 string and it will sound like (brr) but if you hit 2 well it sounds like this (BRMMA).

you:hey bro i saw you with that guitar whats the name if it?
friend:the name is bass type of guitar that you only hit one string on.
you:i kinda want it.

by urshifu VMAX October 24, 2022