Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010

Bingo Banter

to play online bingo without buying any cards. you are just there to enjoy the online chat room. see how long you can last before be kicked out by challenging yourself for how many innuendos you can slip n - especially when someones asking for 69 to come up, be generally inappropriate towards other members. Keeping CAPS lock on for the entirety is recommened for optimum results

Guy 1: "I didn't know you played bingo, you won anything yet dude??''

Guy 2:"dont be rediculous, I'm just here for the Bingo Banter"

Guy 1:"Lad"

by Online_Lad January 26, 2011

punto banter

Banterous behaviour during being a passenger/driving of a fiat punto

Shouting abuse to pedestrians as you drive past them - "JEW" - "Punto banter"

by JKalinski April 13, 2011

Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012

Social Banter

Social banter is jokingly making fun of a friend in a nice way n a social environment

When someone walks in late - "You're late!" "Oh the social banter"

by Robert_345 June 12, 2012

constructive banter

Construstructive banter: creating awkward/funny/evil situations for the your own amusment purposes. E.g: let's put these socks on my dog and laugh at him .. Person 2: you can't do that, its cruelty! Person 1: no,its just constructive banter.. Hence forth defining the phrase constructive banter ©GreenBandannaDictionary

Constructive banter was a phrase that originated from Jroad massive in the late months of 2013. Its a way to justify the cruelty towards friends/victims in your own mind. Eg: it may have made him cry,but now he knows his breathe smells like cheese

by tagwan November 13, 2013