Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

baconaid

It means any thing with bacon added to it.

Baconaided coffee, baconaided underwear
ect.....

by Mara Lee November 5, 2003

bacon cruiser

a police car that is clearly marked

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Baconese

A religion where bacon is idolized and worshiped

What kind of religion do you study Mrs. F?
Baconese....bacon is my world.

by Andrew Winner November 17, 2010

bacon dipper

The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)

"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"

by schwi August 25, 2011

Bacon Sweats

Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.

I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.

by T.J. Dubz November 18, 2011

Bacon Law

The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.

When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.

Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!

by lady lover 2000 December 9, 2012