Shut up and lick my balls
by Ben February 11, 2003
Get the Ball lickermug. Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
by Professor Poo January 11, 2008
Get the butter-ballingmug. n. - the metaphorical "testicles", courage, that suddenly sprouts when you bitch someone out on the internet in a way which you would not if you were face to face.
"Dude, were you on facebook last night?! Kevin grew internet balls and made himself look like a huge tool!"
by ududududud June 25, 2009
Get the internet ballsmug. Old people for "Having fun"...If you're under 30, then you've probably never said this(unsarcastically).
by Georgio armani February 17, 2008
Get the having a ballmug. by ballme February 14, 2014
Get the ball memug. when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box
Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.
Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.
Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!
by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008
Get the Jazz Ballsmug. To do something successfully and effortlessly.
by bromarsharif December 7, 2011
Get the ball outmug.