Blood Juice

1 40 oz Mickey's malt liquor
1 bottle of Night Trian
1 packet of Kool-Aid mix (cherry is best; orange is good)

First drink to the bottom of the first gold bar on the label. Then add wine, followed by the Kool-Aid. Seal very quickly. Put in freezer for 10 minutes and get CRUNK!

"I've never been as CRUNK as I was after a night of drink BLOOD JUICE" - J-Dog

by suckahata September 28, 2004

bloody sunday

The act that caused the Russian population to turn against the Czar in the early 20th Century. Over 2000 people went to the palace in a peaceful way to ask for more bread from their loving Czar Nicholas II, but the royal guard shot at them, killing between 200 and 1000.

"Bloody Sunday was why the Russian Revolution was inevitable."

by Elia July 18, 2005

bloody mary

an urban legend dating back to your childhood that goes a lil sumthin like this:

if you go in your bathroom with the lights off and recite
"Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror, she will appear in your mirror the way she looked after she left the bar and got in a horrible car accident (hence the drink name) and she'll KILL YA!

"Bloody Mary..Bloody Mary..you guys i dont wanna do this anymore..."

by leah_ July 11, 2005

bloody gorgeous

Absolutely stunning.
A name given to something or someone who is incredibly beautiful.
Usually used to describe a fine ass woman.

You are a bloody gorgeous woman!!

by theprivileges April 6, 2005

Bloody Kisses

The act of cutting your lip open and giving somebody a long kiss, usually a french kiss. Normally practiced with vampires and other goth types. Can also mean eating a woman out while she is on her period.

Wow, they're giving each other bloody kisses. That's something you don't see something every day.

by Johnny_Suicide February 28, 2009

Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.

"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009

by kk626kk December 28, 2009

Bloomed

When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.

Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!

by GettinBloomed May 7, 2013