frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

blanket

Basically another word for jank or repulsive.

That's blanket.
Bro, stop being blanket

by no cap2 October 26, 2020

Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020

blanket

"blanket" is a word commonly used to refer to cats when they shit on your bed

e.g Jimmy: awww mann my cat is such a blanket
And Scene

by fartybutthead January 2, 2021

Blanket

Something you have on your bed, or that you use when you’re cold. A blanket keeps you warm or comfortable.

That’s blanket is so soft.

by Average_Water-bottle January 3, 2021

Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

by User7372649 January 6, 2021