A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.
by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017
1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.
2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017
A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.
by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017
A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit
Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.
by Captain Raymond Holt December 15, 2019
Riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels
by SEAN K January 31, 2014
Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.
Bill: *walks into room*
Jill: Oh hey!
Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.
Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!
Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!
Jill: Oh hey!
Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.
Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!
Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!
by Tifonbarniy July 01, 2009
A person who will travel at any length for a good biscuit; one who searches for biscuits at any cost, namely weaving through traffic (vehicular or pedestrian) without regard for their own or others safety
I told my friends I was taking the trip to see my parents but this drive South is for my inner biscuit weaver
Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.
Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.
by biscuitweaverpro July 07, 2021