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Hot air ballooning

The act in which a male ejaculates in their partners mouth causing it to fill up. The man then smacks his penis on the mouth causing hot sticky cum to spray out like a hot air balloon.
Friend #1: dude I was hot air ballooning my gf last night.

Friend #2: damn I really want to try that with mine.
by Icnvnu February 13, 2023
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Hot Slurp Balloon

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
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Balloon-gate

A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.
Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2023
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Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.
“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”
by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023
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Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.
I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.
by Brigid too October 29, 2023
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Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight
We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon
by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024
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ballooning

A very intense, surprising sexual act to be engaged in by one partner equipped with a penis (surprisee) and another partner equipped with at least one non-oral cavity (surpriser). Useful for lazy Sundays, (and/or on sleeping partners who do not see the act coming pause... phrasing that have given prior consent to such acts), this act forgoes foreplay for forceful fornication, foreshadowing formidable forays forevermore. To engage in ballooning, the surpriser discretely acquires a penis (attached to the surprisee) at maximum flaccidity and proceeds to pack the penis, in whatever manner necessary, into the orifice, then allowing the surprisee (and their penis) to awaken from within surpriser's non-oral cavity. The packing process may include, but is not limited to, folding, scrunching, rolling, shoving, tucking, vacuuming, and/or fingering.

For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.

If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
Tootsie the Clown™ came over and made balloon animals for the kids. He fell asleep in his clown car after the party, so I surprised him with a ballooning in my Arby's pastrami sandwich.
by Arby's Pastrami Sandwich January 26, 2024
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