Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
by spicy anal 69 July 13, 2022
1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
by burgbagel September 19, 2019
by Saucy33 April 21, 2018
by YoinkersItsMine August 08, 2019
Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
by The AB Finagler May 03, 2019
Person A: "Is it offensive to call a Jewish person a Jew?"
Person B: "No it's more polite to call them a big nose bagel eater kike kike kike greedy ass kike picking up pennies off the ground kike kike kike matza ball kike soup kosher for kike passover looking ass kike."
Person A: "Oh ok good to know"
Person B: "No it's more polite to call them a big nose bagel eater kike kike kike greedy ass kike picking up pennies off the ground kike kike kike matza ball kike soup kosher for kike passover looking ass kike."
Person A: "Oh ok good to know"
by goofyfoog April 01, 2025