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Analed

The plural word for anal
1. "Hey man, remember Jenny from High School? I hear she got analed last night!" "No way!!?!"

2. "Duuuude, I totally analed Betty the other night. WAHEYUP!"
by commonsensereally April 6, 2014
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angel bean

A name given by Dan Howell aka danisnotonfire to Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil on a Twitter post wishing him a happy birthday that refers to a precious, innocent, and derpy friend.

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a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to everyone's favourite angel bean @AmazingPhil #HappyBirthdayPhil 🎈🎂 (dw guys i've got the cake covered) - Daniel J. Howell (Twitter 1/30/16)
by Daddy_Danyul August 21, 2016
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First Snow Angel

The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
Mateo: How was your night?

Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.

Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?

Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.

Mateo: Gross, dude.

Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.
by tobias featherbottom February 23, 2011
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Angela

Good to the whim, Sexy and super sweet. You have never had anything good as when you eat at Angela's. An Angel sent from heaven above with the gift of passion and love. A giver, never a taker who loves to chat. Friends of friends want to be her friend because of her outgoing nature.
When the day is sweet and the smell of chocolate and cake hinder, You will always have Angela on your mind
by Bella Princepessa February 4, 2010
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Angela Bangsbury

A much older woman who is still sexually attractive (a combination of the word bang with the actress Angela Lansbury. Often abbreviated as just "bangsbury")
Whoah, she might be middle aged but check that body! It's like Angela Bangsbury over there!

Yeah, you're right, she is a bit of a bangsbury.
by Magnus Katz October 6, 2008
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Angel Speak

A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.

It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.

A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."
by Angelspeaker April 1, 2009
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angel

1. messenger from Heaven
2. a kind, loving person
3. Natural, childlike beauty
4. ethereal disposition
by Why hello there, fandom October 19, 2014
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